Top 10 Reasons Why Owning An English Bulldog Is The COOLEST Thing Ever

Have you ever thought of owning and living with an English Bulldog (a.k.a. British Bulldog)?

I mean, come on… their wrinkles, friendly and gregarious temperament.. what's not to love?

Find out the most hilarious top 10 reasons for owning an English Bulldog compiled by the amazing Windy Autry from AutryHillsEnglishBulldogs.com below!

 

10. Unlike humans, wrinkles actually look good on them.

Bulldog Puppy Wrinkles

9. Bulldog slobber was tinted green and used as slime in the 90′s Nickelodeon show, Double Dare.

I bet your neighbor can’t say that about her Yorkie.

Bulldog slobber and tongue out

8. When you have a staring contest, your English bulldog will always let you win.

They’re generous like that.

bulldog meets pug

7. They are so lovable, you’ll disown your children and leave your inheritance to your bulldog.

bulldog riding car

6. The stubbornness of the English bulldog allows you to practice (and get really good at) your debating skills.

bulldog trying to fit in small box

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289 thoughts on “Top 10 Reasons Why Owning An English Bulldog Is The COOLEST Thing Ever

  1. Every single thing was so true and so funny! I have a five year old bull dod Maggie Mae and she does almost all of your top ten! But she has a bad attitude .

  2. i have two bully’s, my female does not drool,
    May make drools while when there is food around he wants, and he does slime everyone! Love them both!

  3. my English Bulldog drools. The worst part about the drool is when he shakes his head and flings it across the room. It’s landed in my mouth, face, in my dinner, drink, and spatters the television. Very difficult to get off the television once it’s dried on. He sleeps in my bed and leaves a huge slime puddle when he gets up. Gross. Bulldogs are gross. Good thing they have a funny personality.

  4. We just got our English bulldogs. Thor who is 3 And Goro who will be 1 June 3rd.They are father and son. We couldn’t be happier with such sweet mello dogs.

  5. i have been wanting one for so many years. This just makes me want one even more. I just wish I could afford to buy one.

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