In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Ursula Lydia Ollram Egloff
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Read that before and enjoy it every time again….he did right…..keep the dog , get rid of the selfish girl….
Scott Foster
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I don’t even need to read the story to know that the dog wins. The dog always wins.
Rukamani Batajoo
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Choose dog
Gina Monsen
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Excellent choice
Cleopatra Baltics
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Love it well done
Cathi Miriello Miles
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Take the dog!
Elaine Ruffrage
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Take the dog.
Tim Toeppner
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Take the dog. Unconditional love. Lock both in a trunk for 5 min open up see who is happy to see you lol
Mary Birkinshaw
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Keep the Lovely Dog
Edita Sisic
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Treba ostaviti odvratnu vjesticu
Kimberly Turner
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That’s all true
Paul Carter
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The only choice. No One would come between the boys and Dad
Jeannette Persico
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Keep the dog lose the girl friend
Jacqueline Shawn Crowder
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My husband does not like dogs at all. I got 2 cute little dogs who I LOVE. He really does not like dogs. I got our little Pooky Bear last year. He kind of likes her. It only took 10 years. 😀 Poor Shawn.
Liz Lightfoot Raines
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I’d never give up a dog for ANYONE!!
Scott Foster
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Probably Poodles.
Heather Deiss
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Love me, love my golden, ragdolls, and 4 other cats!!!!!!!!!!
Scott Foster
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I hope they are Pugs.
Doris Ann Brennan
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Smart!
Edith Coppleman
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Love it.❤️
Patti Licata
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Glad he chose the dog over the girlfriend!
Ollie Horlick
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Great decision!
Aaron Jones
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Getting old!
Harlan Field
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choose the dog
Les Wigget
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you got a pic of the golddigger?
Tim Porter
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Good call mate their is a better girl out there for you. Be patient!!!
Jim Ayotte
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Good decision.
Holly Johnson
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I’m sure he won’t miss his girlfriend
Melissa Thiel
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Definitely the right choice!
Michael Pavia
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She’s a$#%&!@*. Not worth it. Dogs are faithful
Dodie Swann
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If you chose the dog great choice……
June Meikleham
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Your dog will love you unconditionally. Your partner ???? You did the right thing
Eugen Dietrich
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DOG WINNS EVERYTIME! LET THE B. RUN!
Sue Parybus
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The dog always whoever asks this must be very insecure x sad individual
Alice Dawson
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That’s funny.
Candice Quick
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Stupid man sorry something wrong with that girl pets are family not something to pass around my dogs come first if you don’t like it well don’t let the door hit you in the$#%&!@*on the way out!
Brandi Spencer
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Peace out momma!!
Donna Davidson
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I would do the same thing!
Laureen Godin
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Yea, bye bye honey. Not such a difficult decision.
Megan Jones
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Ella Fawcett
Joni Bontty
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I went with the Dog
Antje Behrens
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how can someone want that from the one you say you love???? i´d take my dog and go!
Dawn Gilmartin
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Good choice
Nancy Jean
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What a guy!
Monik Marquesano
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obbio primero mi perro
Darren Gagnon
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Such an easy decision, but I wouldn’t be with a woman who would ask me to make that choice in the first place
Patricia Martorina
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I choose my pets over any men..
Patricia Martorina
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I would choose my dogs too…
Kimblee Ann
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If you love someone you do not make them choose sonething this heartbreaking. My choice wouldbe my fur baby all the way….
Carol Gonzalez-Brown
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He definitely made the right choice!