In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
John Chappelow
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I would never ‘give up’ either of my chiwawas – for *anyone*.
Amanda Dishon
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That’s what he should have done. That’s why the good girls have a hard time finding a good guy. Be time the good ones find each other one or the other is broken. This can go the other way too. Men can be just as big of an$#%&!@*as the women.
Jesse Lenz
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Most people would say to choose the girl, since human relationships are ultimately more enduring and of greater value. Here’s the point, though: unless it’s a bad allergy, there’s no reason for her to be so hard nosed about it. Anyone who will drop that ultimatum will eventually disappoint, either because she (in this case) either does not respect his feelings / wishes as she should or because it’s a power play. Both are bad signs, and indicative of time to move on.
Loren Billing
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The dog would win straight up! Anyone that makes yu choose between them and something else is only thinking of their own agenda and will more than likely not actually be around in the future
David Cervantes
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My father-to-be made my mother-to-be give up her beloved cocker spaniels before they got married. Years later, I asked her if she’d do it again. Without skipping a beat, she answered “No.”
Jennifer Hass Schuldes
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That’s awesome!!!
Cindy Morley
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I would keep my dog !
J Robert Cipriano
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I agree, always choose the dog! There’s more loyalty, friendship, and companionship from a dog without the drama and bs.
Toni Crockett
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Choose the dog
Linda Bagley
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THAT’S RIDICULOUS… IF A PERSON REALLY LOVES YOU THEY WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO DO SUCH A THING… THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO IF THEY DID…
Sallee Kallenbach
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Buh-bye, human. Hello, doggie! 😀
Shaun Quinton
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Heartless woman, best get rid
Amie Conn
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Justin Hobbs lol
Charles Wilson
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The dogs will win anytime & everytime.
Linda Ertle
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Shes a no good$#%&!@*i hope he got rid of her if not then hes ae stupid moronand does not deserve to have the dog she needs to be dumped on a train ttack with train coming by by$#%&!@*
Diane Brunnbauer
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Great choice mate
Diane Brunnbauer
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Great choice mate
Ann Coles
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If she truly loved you she would not put you through making that heartless decision , get rid of her
Mara Roberts
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I’d choose my dog!
Tiia Nuutinen
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well done 🙂 keep dog and leave girl
Celine Labourée
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Tina Torblå Andresen. Nina Eliassen
Chantal Sehannie
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Good choice
Andrew King
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Deborah King
Marilyn Haynes
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Love it so much love
Debra Wood
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I say way to go dude!. Dont ever give me that choice, my dog will always come first.
Deborah King
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I know what u would choose!
Gary Allen
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BYE BYE BABY DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE a*s
Nicholas Schafer
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Maddi Wood funny
Carol Lamb
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She didn’t really love you anyway or she wouldn’t made you chose between her and your dog. What a selfish$#%&!@* You diffinetely made the right decision.
Tom Longo
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Any girl that gives an ultimatum on anything isn’t the kind of girl I want to be with so I’d dump her no matter what it was for.
Nicky Parsons
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The dog hands down every time
Ted Hower
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Sounds like a choice to me.
Butch Cunningham
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C ya later$#%&!@*!!!!! Easy choice
Margaret Gourley
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Definitely get rid of the girl friend
Vivian Roman-Sweeney
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Definitely stick with the dog. There’s more girls out there who are pet lovers
Katherine Mills
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Hahahaa xD good on you keeping your dog 🙂
Ryan Chandler Eades
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Dog
Bill Floyd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA
Luella Ponte
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Keep the dog you’ll be happier
Joe Caliandro
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It’s a no brainer
Thosj Carroll
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If it was his gf’s demand, then she’s really a fcuking$#%&!@* Dump her & keep his loyal dog….
Nicole Marie
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A real women would never ask this question
Mary Santana
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Have seen this several times and I love it. His response was perfect.
Gayda Diane Leigh
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I would have done exactly the same lol
Lynne Meacock
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Best story I have ever read. You have a beautiful dog
Shauket Ashfaque
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Like the decision
Geneva Ornelas
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I love it!!! No one should ever have to choose. If that happens there is a problem with that person that doesn’t like animals. And as you can tell there was with her. Jealous is a ugly monster.
Shawn Archer
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Right choice.
Mary Jane Pecynski
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GREAT choice
Matt Tietz
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I would nerver give my dog up he keeps me going everyday