1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your labradors…
3. …because your labrador is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a labrador you MUST say hello to him.
5. Labradors flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy labrador person.
6. You are a hit with every labrador you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your labrador.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your labrador is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on labrador toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your labrador.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future labradors.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because labradors know you’re great!