
Let’s face it–we’re absolutely crazy about our pups. So crazy, in fact, that sometimes we act a little weird around our canine companions. Whether it’s baking them special treats or talking to them like they’re wittle babies, you know that your non-dog crazy friends would totally tease you if they knew how you really treat your dog.
But that’s okay, we understand. For every weird little way you show your dog love, there’s another person out there who does the same thing. Here are 12 weird things we dog owners do that we try to keep secret–but don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us!
1. Give your dog a ton of weird nicknames.
Your friends may have heard you call your pup “Sweetie” or even “Fluffbutt,” they haven’t heard the more colorful nicknames like “Mushy Maggy Moo Moo ” or “Snugz-a-rooni.”
2. Talk to them like they’re the cutest wittle baby-wabies in the world!
But you just wuv your puppy wuppy so much!
3. Refer to yourself as “Mommy” or “Daddy.”
As in, “Daddy loves you” or “Give Mommy kisses!”
Henry St Germain
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Nothing wrong here, my wife I do the same thing nightly with our pair of goldens ,more the most people. A lot better then listening to the lies on the news and much more comforting to your nerves !!!
Shawnee Wright-Phillips
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I don’t find these things weird at all. lol
Cris N Clarissa Apostol
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God bless u both
Jess Galea
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Julie Kljaic so us!
Karyn Copes
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Yes …. Jason Gibellini
Renee Hanson
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I can relate to several of them, but not all. 🙂
Vincent Pascuzzi
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Yep We have one of each a Yorkie and a hot dog lol
Schnea Richardson
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These things aren’t normal?
Nicole Kirkham
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Who says we do these in secret?
Salomé Samii
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I don’t do any of these things “secretly.” Lol
LuAnn Kuderka
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No secrets here. I don’t see anything weird about any of these!
Kimberleigh Ediss
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Man I’m terrible haha
Jen DeKoster
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Not weird at all!
April Argue
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secretly..? lol
Patrick James Normoyle
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Natalie Powell
Walt Merrill
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That’s how it works.
Gabrielle Landis
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I wasn’t aware any of these were weird or secretes.
Françoise Baillon
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Nothing weird about all this !!! Not doing iT thats weird !!!!
Lee Bithell
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I’m pretty much guilty of them all
Linda Diane Stilling
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,more normal than you think
Blake McLaughlin
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Bianca Di Pizzo
Sherry Ailstock-Roles
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Guilty on all counts!
Chelsea O'Rourke
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Collin Peter Madison
Andy Arthur
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Tennille Heap
Kate Jensen
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Leisa Jensen do you do all these? Haha
Maryann Castillo
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Yes
Robert P. Carlisle
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A canine is the only thing on earth that loves you much more than he like himself 🙂
Merle Blair
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That’s my Jack Russell and I best bed partner ever
Cash Johnson
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Lisa Jane Hunter
Halil Joseph Sweeney ba ha ha
Lisa Jane Hunter
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Omg I do every single one except number 12!!
Dominique Freeborough
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Natalie Barnes and Lesley Freeborough. I don’t think it’s weird. Its just love
Maria Dolores B Fuentebella
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its not weird pet dogs has feelings like a human too..y not treat them nicely and love them
Leisa Jensen
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Not number 7 and they don’t sleep in my bed
Sanel Marais
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Susan Marais, ons doen tenminste 8 van die 12!!!
Susan Kane
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Oh yes
Lucy Hems
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Andrew Hems
Melissa Gilmore
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I’m pretty sure you do at least 10 of these Tim Green
Tash Carroll
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Roula Kapotis
Nancy Rambow
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Yes I do! We have two and they are not called the dogs, but our boys! And Puppy Wuppy! And Big Boy! 200lbs of dog!
Collin Peter Madison
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YEA just wait till i foster all these puppies
Chris-Tania Ghea
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AnnGhea Tom Hawkins
Ann Ghea
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The nicknames
Bill Jones
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Good point!!
Justin James
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All cept 4 and 5 ^^
Melissa Koh
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100% true that
Ian Doddemeade
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I do all of these except bake my boys cookies and I don’t order them food at restaurants or drive thru’s. But my boys get cheese and smoked salmon….. it’s their favourite
Philip Hosking
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Alicia Hosking
Dorte Korfitzen
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Stine Hedegaard Sørensen
Christina Thrane
Keeleigh Whitelegg
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Sophie Waits
Dakota Diez
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Davey James