1. They always look guilty, because they’re always doing something wrong.
2. And when you accuse them of something they pull that annoying puppy-dog stare to get out of it!
3. They’re so lazy! All they do is sleep!
4. And they are smug as hell!
5. Show-off much?
6. They love to gossip.
7. THAT’S NOT YOUR BALL, YOU THIEF!
8. They think the whole world revolves around them.
9. Urgh! Crybaby.
10. OMG why are you being carried?! You’re big enough to walk yourself!
11. And they’re always posing for photos. So vain!
12. They just stare at you as you eat!
13. They think they’re so cute, but in reality they’re everything but.
14. Who would want a labrador?!