A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
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Pat Drenowatz
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Cute!
Marie Martella Nemetz
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Out of the mouth of babes!
Duane Larson
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Funny
David Beachler
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A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
Maria Laurinolli
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Not funny !!!
Dianne Smith
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This really good.
Rico Reyes
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The absolute lamest story/joke ever
Kay M. Burks
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She should have explained, then it is a normal thing happening in nature.
Patricia Kenny
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So NOT funny. The IDEA of putting gasoline on Any living thing, ESPECIALLY the genitalia of a dog is Repugnant & Cruel. Horribly INAPPROPRIATE!!
Jamie Emery LaRue
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I told my six year old son that our dog was in heat. He asked if we should turn on the air conditioner for her.
Patricia Kenny
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I know it was Supposed to be a joke. I stand by my statement! Sorry for you or anyone else that thinks it’s funny.
Patricia Kenny
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NOT FUNNY!
Jim Womack
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Not funny!
Jim Womack
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Removing from my FB page.
Dilan Chag
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Nikki Chivers
Margaret Bransby
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Hilarious
Sharron Walker
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Susan Snowden you have to read this
Sydney Acura
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Its funy i get it… its a joke… if she was talking 2 a young adult o adult…not a child..
U dnt tell ur kidswhen ur “horny” omg adult jokes shouldnt be in ears of a child
Barbara Greenman
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Hope this is just a joke! If it is, kind of funny. Not liking the gas on the$#%&!@*scenario! Trying not to go there!
Brad Schaknowski
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Maybe that other dogs should push you a sense of humor. Both of which do not exist.
Briana Paris
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Louie Paris lol
Mandy Haynes-Meyer
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Tim Meyer
Donna Loschiavo
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Funny