His Girlfriend Makes Him Choose Between Her And The Dog, And He Doesn’t Hesitate For A Second

by pawbuzz on in Dogs 1,624

In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.

When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…

This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.


Flickr / Clay Larsen

Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”


Craigslist

“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”


Flickr / Amy Marbach

“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”


Flickr / m-inacio

He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”

LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!

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1,624 thoughts on “His Girlfriend Makes Him Choose Between Her And The Dog, And He Doesn’t Hesitate For A Second”

  14. Russ Seaman

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    exactly what I would do but maybe not as cleverly as he did. Some of the worst mistakes I ever made was allowing a woman to dictate my happiness. He’s lucky to have found out early!!

  15. Christine Fowler Smith

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    I would do the same thing!! My boy gave me unconditional love & I would never give my boy up!! I miss my boy….he left my arms Christmas morning 2016 & watching him take his last breath just broke my heart into a million pieces!!

  33. Karen Lyons

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    I could never imagine asking a guy to choose between me and his dog..what is her issue? I met a guy and he had a cat ..I’ve always had dogs but this cat is now my baby.. I can’t even go to the bathroom without her.. No way could I ever ask someone to choose !!

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