In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
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Jenni Tan
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Wise.
Jeff Young
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Hope he took the dog.
Steve McGinley
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She would be gone so fast
Milhouse VanGabb
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That was an easy one….
Poppy Malone
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Good for you! She sounds a right hard faced cow! Dogs are for life!
Trevor N Chrissy Greaves
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Very clever ! …. lol
Giuseppe Critelli
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A dog is forever, a woman ….
Daniel Bezuidenhout
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Goodbye girlfiend.
Shiraz Tilley
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Krystal Shepherd our convo lol
Sjoukje Lukassen
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Goed zo gooi die vriendin er maar uit zo een hardvochtig mens
Linda Davies
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Lol what a man you made the right choice
Rita Shipley
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Sounds like you did the right thing…They always say there is a good person out there for you…I pray that you find her and she likes your dog also
Brian Caroline Dace
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You made the right choice the dog will always be faithful and give you unconditional love.
Madhu Sharma
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Right decision. Dogs are our real friends so loving….
Melissa Clerk
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Good for him I would never give up my dog x
Gloria Hodges
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Choose the dog always!!!
Gene Gillanders
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Well done, feller!!!!
Gene Gillanders
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There is no need to be abusively rude.
Sue Trippett
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To me it was no contest ,best choice x
Kerry Jones
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Plenty more fish in the sea ….shes a$#%&!@*anyway …never ever let anyone put in this position…
Andrea Mars
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Dogs come first, even my hubby knows that lol. Good job he loves us all really so i dont have a choice to make
Callie Card
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You kept the best. Something else next week.
Si Lin
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why did she even still bother dating him after meeting the pup in the first place? do people really think they’re so amazing other people will just give up anything they dont like ><"
Noelene Hutchinson
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He’s better off without her.
Greta Craps
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The best choice !
Michael Walton
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SHE WOULD BE A DISTANT MEMORY. NEVER LEAVE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
Fernando CalVani
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I would EVER choose my dog!!
Anne Francis
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Great choice. I would also pick the dog first.
Jack Jarosz
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Why is he crying like that?
Daniela Chiarella
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Chris Doyle
Marty Harris
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Dump the$#%&!@* She’s evil if she doesn’t like dogs.
Robyn Allen
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Well done
Kerry Nowill
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I should think so .she doesn’t have the right to expect you to choose.
Ruth Armitage
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Right choice mate, I would do the same,!!!
Joseph D Fernandez
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Do the car trunk test
Judy Tregilgas
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Love me love my dog.
Tim O'Brien
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Love it!
Jean-Sébastien Brousseau
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Joannie Tremblay
Joanne Tremblay
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If u give your dog away for your girlfriend what else will she ask u to do, I would pick my dog who’s been there for me the for the last 4years.
Rick Marie Highman
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You made the right decision pal.You can always get another girlfriend.
Marlene Turk
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Keep the dog!
Nina Gedney
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If you dont’ love my pug, then you do not know me at all-BYE!
Anonymous
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Lol dog
Guy Lyle Mocaby
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Can’t be much of a girlfriend
Jeff Schnier
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The worst thing in my opinion that you can do to a guy when you’re in a relationship is to give him an ultimatum.
Scott Wibbens
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I’ve done the same before
Stephen Boyd
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But maybe it’s a trick question, maybe the girlfriend is a “dog”
Andrew Sharples
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You cowardly$#%&!@*head
Aurora Leeson
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s**t her!
Kinga Barbara Kaszewiak
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