In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
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Tim Crawford
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My ex girlfriend tried that so I showed her the door.
Debra Sandor
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Good choice!
Wayne Miles
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Sounds fair to me !!
Martha Reynolds Staup
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good for you
Andrea Moses
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See you girl
Peggy Bauer
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Choice……Dog♡♡♡♡
Janet Inhof
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Ba Bye b****h
Linda Walden
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If you love animals why would you date someone who did not?
Charles Dausch
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I WOULD CHOOSE MY DOG…
Lois Monteleone Monteleone
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Keep the dog get rid of her
Robert Calvo
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Dog
Benjamin F' Boyer
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Uh, Deuces
Stephanie Hawkins
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The dog. You can always find another girlfriend. But the dog will be around for years and is your best friend.
Theresa Aftanas
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Best choice he could make.
Mike Luhdorff
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You did the right thing
Linda Weeks Dulski
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Who wants a partner who doesn’t like animals?
Kirk Asbury
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Keep the loyal one.
Mike Franklin
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Choose the dog ALWAYS CHOOSE THE DOG!!!
Mike-Tina Vo
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What a wonderful woman!.. not
Chantelle Schooley-Reid
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I’d choose the dog!
Norman Bailey
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My dog’s!
Rebecca Rabalais
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Good for him and the dog. Better off without her
Dori Tamara Brunkhorst
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Good for him
Patti Rayfield Amon
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Kick her$#%&!@*out! Don’t even hesitate!
Sheri Schongold
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She can be replaced. The dog cannot.
Paula Ezelle Edwards
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I hope he pick the dog.
Brian Davis
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Pretty sure its Dog and Country.
Idalis Harper
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Omg I hope he chooses the Dog
Carly Zeh
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Lol I’ve seen this before! Love it every time 🙂
Patty Grimes
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The dog would stay.
Tommy Redd
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Good for. You
Walt Merrill
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Good choice.
Cindy Dolowy
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Yeah sorry, my pets would come first!!
Rachel Chappell
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Poochies before hoochies!
Temeika Curry
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My spouse would have to go
Lola Heck
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He chooses the dog and that’s good…
Karin Clark
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Dump her & keep dog!!!
Dara Gates
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The dog would win hands down
Willie Hill
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Dog!!!
Natalie Brooke Hipwell
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Haimish Thelmo don’t make me choose plz
Sebita Hipwell
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Natalie Brooke Hipwell how good was his ad though??
Dan Owczarzak
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Easy choice !
Klaus Wolff
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But other could you do?
Donald Gold
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get rid of the$#%&!@* if she gave you an ultimatum, send her packing. That dog will give you more love, and just remember plenty of fish in the ocean to select from
Peter Louis
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Put gf on ebay
Michelle PursuitofHappiness
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Best believe I’d choose my dog
Bridget Cashin
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Jess Nolan Mel Louise Sophie Louise Georgie Bosch laugh 🙂
Michael Baker
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Hope you took the Golden !!
Calvin Yu
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呵呵 !不要哭啦, “妻”凉也,不喜欢宠物的人,其爱心可有先見之明啊 !
David Courtenay
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Someone who would ask that of a person is clearly selfish and uncaring. Good riddance.