In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Des Jepson
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If this is true, she aint no girlfriend mate, shes a selfish control freek. The dog anyday over any human who has such a demand.
Wolf Ander
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Dump the girl
Christine Dormer
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You made the right choice
Joseph Malizia
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Yes easy choice
Barbro Larsen
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❤️❤️❤️
Bogusława Kuszewska
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Świetny facet. Dobrze zrobił. Brawo.
Marta Ledlie
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Good for him selfish witch
Nicholas Annen
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The girlfriend would be gone in a heartbeat
Julie Edick
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No choice to make! Get out!
Paulette Wickert
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Smart man
Love SamDel
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Ahahahaha this smart man is hilarious…his ad at Craig list is the most woderful ad I have ever seen yahahahaha…love it!!!
God bless you and your fur baby smart man.
Chris McKeen
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Dogs are much better than people
Lyn Dubowitz
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No question . The dog stays
Steve Umbelina
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Good Kick the witch out…
Rosemary De Silva
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You did the right thing. You will find a good girl with another dog soon. Good luck.
Anne Francis
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He did the right thing. If I had a boyfriend who had a dog I would love that dog to bits. I’m glad he got rid of the$#%&!@*and kept his dog.
Mary Ann Combs
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He made the right choice
Alan King
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Fake news!!!!!
Katie Pottorff
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Bye Felicia!!
Charles DiMaggio
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It’s been nice knowing you babe……. Me and the dog will miss you…. NOT!
Soramis Bosch Hillers
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well done!
Graham Beech
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Wise, beyond his yeats6
Lonnie Gameson
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That would be easy the dog anybody that makes you choose between a pet and them got something wrong in their head
Jacqueline Shults
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You choose right!
Michelle Davies
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Me too, i would choose my dog over anyone
Senors Ninguno
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I had one try that my dog is sitting at my feed as i type
Jamie Lewis
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Well that’s a no-brainer obviously the dog less hassles and less money
Cheryl Turski
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The dog it is always unconditional
Chris Fries
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Dogs come first!!
Rêu Phong
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I believe
Magda Sinms
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Like it
Gloria Bartley
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Get rid of her.
Mike Fimrite
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Easy choice.
Jaedyn Harris
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Easy Choice !
Heidi Divito
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Dump the$#%&!@* You should not have to give away your dog. There are options
Eunice Manning
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Bye bye.
Shelley Nemitz
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My 2 dogs mean the world to me so if the guys say that to me hes gone sorry there my babiez i will never ever give them up for any human
Laurie Haché
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Good choise
Mark Goodman
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Hell YES!
Tanmay Singh
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Nice choice man
Brenda Phillips
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I hope he chose the dog.
Keri Wilson
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Dog
Penn Morris-Stoddard
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Anyone who would make such a demand isn’t fit to stay in your life. Keep the dog!
Maaja Sutak
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He did the right choice! 🙂
Janet Record
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DON’T GET RID OF YOUR BEST FRIEND GET RID OF THE TWO LEGS INSTEAD
Sharon Peebles
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I choose my dog , I can always get a girlfriend
Rose Garchow
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No problem, any lame branded idiot who would ask such a thing should be given the door. Remember your dog is your best friend. There is a better women out there.
Jackye Bumcrot
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Dog always the dog
V. Scott Gaukel
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She will need to find a home or shelter….my dog stays!
Dawn Fairchild Fabre
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Any woman that’s makes you choose between her and the dog isn’t worth keeping around! Sorry, but no one should have to give up family!