
In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
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John McLeod
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Hit the road, wench.
Joyce Bennett
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Always my dog
Gene Willis
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Good choice I would have done the same thing. it’s obvious she’s one of them all about her
Holly Geary
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A good dog is worth its weight in gold…people are fickle, afflicked and or jus sociopathic sub-humans. Most dogs are above subject humans!
Summah Smith
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Haha. That’s funny. He made the right call. If a man ever told me to get rid of my dogs I’d be telling him where the door is and that we’d be over. My dogs are my babies and my family. I’ll choose their love over a mans any day. I don’t think I could be with someone who didn’t like dogs anyway. It just wouldn’t work.
Sonnyand Cynthia Rodriguez
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Good choice!! No one should have tho choose.
Mark Dyl
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Keep the dog !
Kate Bilson
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Good on you mate.
Robin Burkhardt
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Yay!
Richie Schubert
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Wise decision
Jeanne Seckel
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Keep the dog they will love you for ever
Natalie Castillo
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WHAT A CHAMP!!!
Paul Martin
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WTG man you made the right choice.
Pal Muench
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If a girl would be that desperate and unsecured of herself to put a defenceless dog there to choose from definitely choose the dog cause she WON’T STOP THERE!
I promise.
Paul Birdsey
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I’m sure the 2 legged$#%&!@*will find a new home
Debra Milenk
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This is a no brainer ! DOG! of course !, she can take a long walk off a short peir!!
Christopher Sobczak
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My dog ofc that is final
Lee McLaury
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Wish we knew her name or post her pic
Christine Godfrey
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Dogs are really best friends for life girl couldn’t have been much of a person
Jim Goodall
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Never be with somebody that makes ultimatums glad you gave her the boot nice dog
Jennifer Kay
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Keep the dog
Marc Steven Barney
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dog
Daniel Jaramillo-Anders
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Andrea Vinnerlid
Harold Roach
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The dog every time
Mike Cipriani
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Without hesitation…the DOG!
Charity Grimes
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Good for u pets are family too
Steve Cunningham
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Easy question. The proof is to lock your dog and your girlfriend in the car boot for 4 hours. When you open the boot, guess which one is happy to see you?
Pam Simpson
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Animal any time
Sheila Pense Gardemal
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Good choice!! Never trust anyone that does not like animals!! Your dog will give you unconditional love ❤️
Martin Reed
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lock them both in a shed for a few hours, and see which one is pleased to see you when you let them out…it should help you decide
Alex Barrett
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Good bye sweetie!!
Tara Sturdivant
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Good for him.my dog, cats, and horses comes before relationships.
Shantell Rushing
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It’s always a good idea to stop and think before judging others. We don’t know, maybe he was lazy and wouldn’t potty train his dog or maybe he rough houses with it and taught it to bite people by doing so. It’s easy to judge looking in from the outside when you hear half the story.
Marlene Spencer
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Get rid of the girlfriend and keep the dog. This continues she be tell him get rid of his family.
Jenn Corsini
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I would choose my dog over a guy any time!
June Meikleham
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Thank you for doing the right thing. Your life would have been hell if you had rehoused you dog.
Pam Franzman
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You should kick her out
Brent Bonham
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Good pick. A dog won’t make you choose
Sharmistha Mazumder Sen
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Just throw ur girlfriend out as it is clear she is not broad minded. She cannot balance between the priceless nd ….
Jay Jessee
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He made the right choice!! Keep the Dog and Boot the golddigger girlfriend out!
Marin Ilić
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Yep there is no other way…
Betty Tan
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Choose your dog
Denise Kelsoe
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Love me, love my pups…we’re a package deal.
Rebecca Keslar
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I choose dog over human any day…with exception to a life or death situation with my kids. Dogs are the best!
Joan Stuart Rowe
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Smart man , get out while you can , she does’nt sound a great catch to me .
Paul Davis
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Easy choice
Stan Mance
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Tell her to$#%&!@*off
Vickie Updike
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What a weird person!! Don’t like dogs
Estelle Venter
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Well done!!!
Stephen F Lounton
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Too right