In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Nick Gibbons
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The girlfriend should be rehomed
Duncan Shorte
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I also agree how could anyone want to rid themselves of a cute labrador
Linda Wesley
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For me there is No “Choice”! My furbabies are not an option, they are my Love, my Heart, my Life! My Everything!
Marilyn Dalley
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good e did the right thing
Dennis Constant
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Anyone who puts me in that position is given the hook.
Darrin Robison
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I told an ex that my dog of 12 years and another of 2 years would come before any woman. She couldn’t believe I was serious. Especially after only dating for 6 months at that time. Again the key word is EX.
Cheryl Anderson
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Excellent decision!
Ned Tabikha
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Haha yeh baby great choice.i will pick the girl if the dog was just a toy.
Ahmet Hosgorur
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Get another girlfriend
Noland Loncosty
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By Felicia
Sarah Ault
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I’d choose my dog
Mary Ann Krul
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Right choice. Woohoo
Anthony DiGregorio
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This is funny Amanda and Maria Greg
Wendy Kent-Shipp
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It’s like the old saying “the more people I meet the more I like my dog”.
Deborah Purnell
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I hope he kept the dog!!!
Melvin Gue
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You are a very intelligent man. You have make the right choice in your life. May God bless you.
Susan Taylor
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You made the right choice keeping the dog
Grant Flint
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Keep the the dog
Vince J Vigliaturo
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She’s gone lol
Brian Rittall
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Bye bye honey. Don’t let the door hit u in the$#%&!@*on the way out.
Anyone that would do this isn’t worth your time anyway.
Evan VA-Boi Pitcavage
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not even an option…..the dog stays!
Tom Eberlin
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Why is he screaming?
Shirley Gladfelter
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He had this on here a few times now he kept the dog let it go
Jim Guthmiller
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Good choice, the dog will love unconditionally, the human has already shown her true colors!
Randy Barnett
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Good man
Wanda Wingate
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Good for him I’m sure it wouldn’t have been the last demand she would have made of him
Leslie Anderson
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My current rescue dog was dumped at a high kill shelter at the age of ten by a man who married a woman who did not like dogs. Two idiots.
Jayne Myers
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Love this. I have a rottie and she’s my baby. I wouldn’t give her up for anyone!
Scott Staggers
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I’m sorry bit it didn’t work out
Yolanda Howard
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she’s got to go.
Geno Madsen
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Funny cause this actually happened to me with my dobie…we got him together when he was a puppy and she couldnt handle him so she became a cold hearted$#%&!@*told me to get rid of the dog or id be sorry…so she started fights every day and ended up cheating on me ….so the dog and i live happily ever after!!
Deborah Purnell
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I hope he picked the dog!
Suzy Whittaker
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I have a rottie hes my boy, i lost my female rot feb 9th i wouldn’t give him up for anyone
Jocelyne Triganne
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You did the right thing. If she couldn’t accept your dog then she wasn’t worth your time.
Lucia Fasano
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Been there my ex did that to me.. a*****e
Steve Umbelina
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See yah
Donz Beckett
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Always your best friend and loyal companion. Your Dog ❤
Barb Carey
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Always choose the dog
Shane Meritt
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If I had a girlfriend and my dog didn’t like her or she didn’t like him then BYE BYE. Cause my dog likes everyone so if he didn’t like someone then there is obviously something wrong with them.
Karen Westcott
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Good choice!
Melanie Hodges
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I would select the dog. Any day.
Jeannine Wagner
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Ditch the$#%&!@*keep the dog.
Doris Carden
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Great choice you saved yourself problems
Jessica Rezapour
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Jordan Mantell
Rodney Rodriguez Bello
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What, never give up your dog, they love you always.
You do that know, what is next your friend, no way man. Dogs before friend and friends before ( you know what )
Hazzel Almodovar-Kingsbury
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Tim Kingsbury
May Eric
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shes not a real person or a real girl or completely not worth it woman to date for that man if she has that kind of attitude toward that man of her so called life u don’t choose between a dog ur friend and a dumbo idiot girlfriend shes in human if that’s her choice and her pleasure what did that dog do to that particular girl to make her so in humain
Dave L Pat
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Find a new girlfriend
Joe Maya
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not getting rid of my dog.
Elias Michel
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Dog comes first. End of story!