
In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
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Linda Harrington
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No choice! The dog !
George Martin
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Yeah good for you. Dog is mans best friend, not a selfish woman..
Greg Kirkman
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her stuff would be on the front porch before she could blink
Roger Towers
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Ha ha good on you buddy, anyone that doesn’t like dogs sad people :(((
Joe Castellano
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Dog every time
Joe Castellano
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Dog every time
Paul D. Schreiber
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Always choose the dog.
Tom Wells
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f**k her, dogs anytime over tramps like her.
Erica Nicole Hanley
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That’s a damn good man hope he finds someone who loves his dog!!
Debbie Titus Roberts
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That is funny! I’d want the$#%&!@*gone too
Chyril Jabellana
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Of course coz if you love that person that includes everything he/she loves
Vera Horicky
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Drop het not dog
Randy Cramer
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You pick the rite one for sure!
Chyril Jabellana
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Of course coz if you truly love someone that includes everything he/she value
Pat Pierce
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always pick the beagle
Rachel Ward
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I can believe he chose the dog and dodged a bullet with her!
Jean NewinghamBalcom-VanMeter
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Smart msn
John Hamilton
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See ya$#%&!@*
Karin Clark
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Dump girlfriend cuz she is mean about his dog!
Keisha Brit
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If he is me my dog hands down just saying
Tutu Lahiri
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Is their any doubt Who stays ? Naturally the Dog Stays & the furless$#%&!@*goes!
J.J. Thomas
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She would cheated left him anyway. The fact she gave that ultimatum speaks volumes about her lack of character. Good choice dogs before hoes.
Dawn Wells Fortenberry
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Keep the dog, loose the girl.
Jeknavorian Sonia
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Can’t stand people that don’t like dogs . They are the best.
Good for you for getting rid of her.
David Rene Roberts
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I’d have done same thing LOL
Laura Stewart
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Good choice
Darcie Melgren
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Always choose the dog!!
Lynn Moore
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If someone wants you to choose between them and your dog, red flags are a flying!!!
Camie Warner
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Good Man
Sheila Ahern
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DOG FIRST!!!!
Wolf Ander
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Choose the dog every time
Rick Dennison
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Second biggest fake story and urban legend ever.
Floyd Liz Turnbow
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Stupid
Kim Sizemore
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Right….
Judith Riley
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Good man!!
Hunter Dempsey
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Right call dude
Rich Brown
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Me too
Scott Peterson
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Wise choice. The dog will ALWAYS be more loving and loyal.
Julie Green
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I would pick the dog
Penny Kret
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See us$#%&!@* dog first
Dale Laird
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Bye bye sweet heart is the only choice
Laurette Leblanc Wilton
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Times are rough when you have to keep posting the same things!
Christine Green
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Of course you got rid of the girlfriend I had that happen to me I told the guy who thought he was my boyfriend to hit the road and don’t look back
Cherie Erzeren-Wright
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Flick Erzeren haha
Sandra Weeter
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Take your dog let her go
Square Plaid
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She has no heart…you should leave her even if it kills you. Your dog is your best friend. Doggy will be there for you no matter what!
Jim Weddington
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Not a choice.
Melinda Simmons
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Right on!!!
Tammy McCloe
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I definitely tell her to take a hike!! My animals comes frist.
I may be a woman. If it was the other way around. I tell him see ya!!!!
Lawrence Aumiller
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Absolutely