Scaring The Kids
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!”…
	
	A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!”…
	
	A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened…
	
	An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart…
	
	Dogs can be the perfect hosts, greeting whoever they see with wagging tails and exuberant licks — however, there are times in which they are required to do the exact…
	
	If heaven were to exist on earth, it probably would look something like this Corgi café. Well, as it turns out, this heaven on earth actually exists. When customers walk…
	
	Just imagine what a tired puppy looks like… completely worn out from a long walk, but refusing to accept defeat, battling with every fiber of their being to keep their…
	
	One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench my thirst,” he thought.…
	
	Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop.. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over and asks if he…
					
	
	When we make the life-changing decision to adopt a pooch, in reality, only part of that decision is in our hands. In most cases, our furry friends actually choose us…









