1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your Cocker Spaniels…
3. …because your dog is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a cocker spaniel you MUST say hello to him.
5. Cocker spaniels flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy spaniel person.
6. This is your life goal.
7. You are a hit with every cocker spaniel you meet.
8. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your cocker spaniel.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your cocker spaniel is too painful.