1. Things that are normally for human children are now for your mastiffs…
2. …because your mastiff is your child.
3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a mastiff you MUST say hello to him.
4. Mastiffs flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy mastiff person.
5. You are a hit with every mastiff you meet.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your mastiff.
7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your mastiff is too painful.
8. You spend tons of money on mastiff toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your mastiff.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future mastiffs.
11. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because mastiffs know you’re great!