Tag: joke

Ole and Sven go out squirrel hunting one afternoon. Ole needs to toss a whizz so he steps behind a tree to take care of business. All of a sudden,…

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked…

A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping…

A businessman was in big trouble. He had put everything into his business, and now it was failing. It was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last…

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out…

An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They…

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ”Rome? Why would…

For the umpteenth time Mrs. Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to your church.” “Yes, yes,…