Tag: joke

There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each wanted to prove that…

This is what all of you 70+ year old’s have to look forward to: This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre. The people who lived there have…

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the pastor…

There was no electricity. The doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.” Soon, a baby boy…

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my…

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work: The clerk told her that he…

A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night…

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling…