Lil Susie
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell…
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Can I Buy You A Drink?
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have…
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Shoe Box
A man and woman had been married for more than 63 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except…
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Farmer & An Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just…
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Who Are The Real Robbers?
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in…
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Lobsters And Whistle
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him…
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The Case of Non-Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in…
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Blonde Lady
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ”…
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That Rubber Thingy
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and…
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