Tag: joke

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there…

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He…

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker…

Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and…

This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson’s. A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday and slept through the…

A big-city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men. He asks,  “How do you guys relieve your s*xual tension?” “Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll…

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of…