Have You Been Sharpening Your Axe?
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first,” said the foreman. The young man stepped forward…
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first,” said the foreman. The young man stepped forward…
I give you back your child, the same child you confidently entrusted to my care last fall. I give him back pounds heavier, inches taller, months wiser, more responsible, and…
A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work: The clerk told her that he…
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply: “If I were…
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night…
Judy Obregon, who helms rescue organization The Abandoned Ones (TAO), often frequents the grim roads near a dumping ground around Echo Lake Park, Texas – a location notorious as a…
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling…
Ole and Sven go out squirrel hunting one afternoon. Ole needs to toss a whizz so he steps behind a tree to take care of business. All of a sudden,…
A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you…