f you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list. 1.…

1. Your bed is no longer your bed Source 2. And your couch is no longer your couch Source 3. You will get A LOT of love 4. Your car will start to feel…

1. They look oddly adorable in beds… 2. And just sleeping, wherever… 3. They can walk perfectly fine on leash… 4. Say goodbye to your neatly kept lawn. Or houseplant. Or cushions they think…

1. If I Like It, It’s Mine. Source 2. If I had It a Little While Ago, It’s mine. Source 3. If It’s In My Mouth, It’s mine. Source 4. If I Can Take…

1. It’s gonna be mine! Source 2. This does not look like it will have a good ending. Source 3. Now if that don’t make you smile then you need an antidepressant.…

1. Make you laugh when you’re sad… 2. Captain Your Ship… 3. Be Your Personal Stylist… 4. Cook You A Four-Course Meal 5. Be Your Date To A Wedding 6. Take Care Of You When You…

1. Humans must ask permission to sleep in the bed! 2. I don’t always dress up as a cow 3. Hey, wait for me 4. Ok, it was me 5. How to get…

1. The first day you bring me into your life. Source 2. Yes it felt strange and I felt lonely for a while. Source 3. I act funny, stupid and mis-behaved a lot…

1) Where did Dachshunds originate? Dachshunds actually originated in Germany, and their name is German. 2) What does the Dachshund’s name mean? Dachshund, in German, means ‘Badger Dog’, which is…