1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future. Source 2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your great danes… 3. …because your great dane…

1. They have menacing eyes. 2. Just look at them! 3. Totally evil. 4. They hate to cuddle. 5. They take your stuff without asking. 6. Give it back, dude. 7. They hate napping. 8. Faking it. Whatever.…

1. They are horrible at sharing the bed. 2. Also they’re messy, reallllly messy. 3. Great Danes can be shockingly aggressive. 4. You’ll never eat alone again. 5. They’re terrible liars too. 6. They just…

1. Darwin 2. Disco 3. Flea 4. Grizzle 5. Hamlet 6. Minnie 7. Monique 8. Rufus 9. Sir 10. Tiny Do you have a favorite Great Dane dog name? Post it in the comments below!

1. They Really Hate Being In Water. Source 2. And Hate Being With You. Source 3. Like Really Hate Being With You. Source 4. They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To…

1. From the moment Great Danes are born they are just terrifying… 2. Great Danes never listen to you… 3. They don’t like to play… 4. They will never make you laugh… 5. These…

1. They are not always happy to see you when you come home. Source 2. They don’t make great listeners… Source 3. …and they’ll judge you—their love is conditional. Source 4. They…

1. Don’t Worry About The Dog I’ll Keep Him Under Control! Source 2. My Baby, Not Yours… Source 3. He Won’t Bite You, He’ll Eat You Source 4. Great Idea Hide My Treats On…