In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Jake Lindsay
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I love ya honey, but…
Rohini Pais
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Great ad
Suzanne Glanfield
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If she dosnt like your dog…she’s no good..get rid of her
Chantal Wiessner
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Perfect, I’d be off loading the girlfriend as well!
Jennifer Scott
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#girlbye
Ernie Holden
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Choose the dog, no question……lol
Nicolle Fann
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If a mate makes you choose between a pet or themself they are stupid AF and not the mate for you.
Trish Gann
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Anybody who doesn’t like dogs isn’t worth your time . It says a lot about her lack of compassion and not caring about who or what is important to you. Woop whoop.. love your ad dear dog lover!
Shane Meritt
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I don’t think Joyce Pierson read the article like a lot of people
Henry St Germain
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Dump her, I mean the girlfriend !!!!!!!!!!!!
Aireen Empeo
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Good choice. If she doesn’t want your dog then she’s not worth keeping. Find someone who shares the same passion and love for pets and you’ll have a happy relationship.
Ann Smith
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Keep the dog !
Shawn Rempel
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Love. Dogs
Ron Davis
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i would be single…lol
Lisa Clark
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Dump the stupid girlfriend !
Sonia Nietzen Rovira
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Good for him.
Mary Young
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Yes. You are absolutely right!
Mary Young
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Yes… Absolutely.
Julia Van Gorder
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That is awesome! Good for him!
Jessica Lynn Beck
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Anyone who tries this is not worth being with
Amy Crouch
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Keeping the dog is the better choice.
Savannah Smith
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Damn right!
Jackye Bumcrot
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I would choose my boy any day
Mike Lopez
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She is not worth the relationship. Any person that gives a spouse an ultimatum, between choosing him / her, and a living animal, is a worthless human.
Joyce Jordan Cimiotti
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I agree Drew
Nikki Ivey
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That’s a no brainer! Dogs are loyal.
Mike-Tina Vo
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Yep how dare she say that
Francine Lemire
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Sounds like he made the best choice
Susan Sanders
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Glad you chose well. Anyone who does this to a person is not to be trusted. Who knows what she would have done to the dog without you knowing. Dogs are to say the least – loyal
Trudi Elise Lichty
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Godbless this percious baby always and forever and the one that loves her. Hope you both got rid of girlfriend fast
Marsha Huntley
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Always choose your dog. That person isn’t worth the time
Maria Lenzo
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Me too!
Jodi Kubilis
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She/he be gone! Dog stays!
Sandra Atherton
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A really smart man! No man would take the place of my pug, Jorja Mae!
Tony Johnstone
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show her the door.
Mike Pereira
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DOG
Ymir Weise
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Happened to me a few times chose him everytime XD because they said hes “Dangerous” like gtfo XD
Brigitte Hooks
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I hope the dog for sure !
Kashiefa Candice Devries
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Good choice. The dog wins. Yeah!
Wafaa Chatila
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Lolol #dying!
Andy Moore
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Hahaha that’s right 😉
Julie Rowles
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My partner had never had animals growing up and when we met I had four cats and a dog and he excepted them straight away ,you either except them or your not the right person for each other.
Evelyn Beevers
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Too funny, but good choice on his part.
Ty Durden
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Only one is loyal till death.
Misty Allenback
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Clayton Walker
Clayton Walker
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OMG YES
Darriel Rose
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I would take the dog
Judith Saville
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Yep I’d take the dog…
Angelus Mortis
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OML I would never do that to my bf 🙁 I would have kept the dog not her T^T How dissappointing T^T
Martin Bell
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Not a choice I have to make, wife loves us both