In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
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Goodnight Gracie
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Bloody hilarious. He is my man. Screw the girlfriend. She is just another. There are plenty of good ones around that loves doggies.
Linda Tapial
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Oh! I never see the situation like this before, if me I choose dog
Lee Bithell
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Good choice
Patrick Scott McGlone
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I would slap Jesus himself before I got rid of my dog…
Larry West
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Poor girl… but what’s a guy to do?
Linda Walden
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Anyone that tries to male you get rid of a dog is no friend ir true love. Shake the dust from your feet, love your dog, and move on.
Jason Martin
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Dog every time
Rita Suazo
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Chose the Dog!!!
Margot Davies
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Good for him.
Mario Adlawan
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There are so many girls your dog is your family that is hard to find especially if you are attached , they are like human that has a feelings to glad you pick ur best friend versus to her when u can find way better than her God bless your heart .
Pam Mcgregor
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Good bye girlfriend
Larry Ward
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It’s hard to find a good dog.
Robert Moreno
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Having a dog for four years for 12 years and I started having a girlfriend and then she tells me I have to get rid of it$#%&!@*please go somewhere there are other women out there
Masato Nakai
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You made a wise choice!
Moira Eicholtz
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That’s a no brainer. The dog comes first.
Richard Weinmann
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Good choice
Nicky Parsons
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Lol
Alina Bilal
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Love this
Arthur Chao
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If she was truly a girlfriend she would be accepting of her boyfriend. Not demand outlandish requests
Kim Galbraith Wood
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Good
Virginia Pugh
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Good for you dude, you made the perfect choice!!!
Rachel Williams
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I actually saw this ad on craigslist. Like the real one haha.
Dean Keller
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I’ll take a bad dog over a good human any day!!!!
Joni Bontty
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My boyfriend just did that to me and I chose the dog
Sharon Goshorn
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Good decision!!!
Lesley Michelle
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Dog if course
Mark Jordan
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she is not worth it if she made you pick between her and an animal
Fouad Awad
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Good drssectio
Fouad Awad
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You chose right she can live anywhere but you dog he is your friend
Elmer Davison
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Yes…. The dog comes first
Kris Lukach
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Take the dog. The girl goes!
Kris Lukach
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Coward!
Russell Colon
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And the dog wins I hope
Kelly Farewell
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Would not give that a second thought I would say sorry my lovely pet but we’re gonna have to say goodbye (to the$#%&!@*and throw her out ).
Sandy Yankura
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If she loved him…..she would take dog too…..
Justine Fox
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I would always chose the dog,no doubt! People should never ask someone to make that choice, they are very selfish & not worth being with!
Jurgen Beckers
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Not so hard, bye bye girl
Rowena Mayangao
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Lol
Yvonne Huth
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I would have chosen my dog everytime because I would not want someone who is not compassionate in my life. It is a no-brainer….
Steve Hauseman
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I hope you chose mans best friend. The Dog.
Desiree Kelley
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Keep your best friend (The dog) and bye to the selfish girlfriend.
Travis Cantrell
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She’d be packing her bags.
Juanita Newman
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Love this man!
Darcy Long
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This is simple …. Dog.. first … Jeep second … girl third! !! 🙂
Burt Lopresti
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This is a no brainer. Kiss her goodbye. Second thiught dont even bother kissing her
Judy Dickens
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But why should you make him choose you or thr dog !!! If you have a kid would you let him make you choose him over you baby !!! I hope not same thing
Swati Roy
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Never mind give up your girlfriend better in the long run
Angie S. Flannery
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I would do the same thing
Charbel Aoun
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Wafaa Chatila
Brenda Denomie
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Dog for sure!!