In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
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Karen Morris
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He can always get another girlfriend.
June Ruth Campis
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Dog..she’s. Out
Tom Conley
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Good choice
Karen Shepard
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Dog wins Everytime!
Allan Dyer
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What a star!! Well done that man……
Rita Mae
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Don’t need her then
Norma Padilla
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Leave the girl
John Hansen
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Right choice !
Michael Cirignano
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I kept the dogs not once but three times!! LOL
Jane Rivers
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Dog rules. No doubt.
Kathleen Emily
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Choose the dog your girlfriend is a witch
Lynn Bernard
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Damn right!!!!!!!
Darcie Melgren
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I to chose the dog also!! Best decision I ever made!!
Louis Cobb
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Bye bye$#%&!@*keeping my dog
Patty Worley
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this guy made the right decision!
Karen Keegan
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Your a great person
Michele Gigliotti
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Hope he picks the dog
Marie Rabinowitz
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Nothing to think about.
Keep this beautiful puppy always. Duh
Mark Lane
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well done mate that will teach her lol
Louise Maurice
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Smart man!
Karen Thomas-Shenot
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All I can say is how could she!!!
Israel Delaluz
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Hell with the womanmy dog$#%&!@*her
Carrie L Tuck
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I choose my dog, no matter what.
Angie Hardin
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Choose the dog
Drew Leeds
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Any person that makes you make that choice: A. Does not respect you. And B. Does not really love you. Always choose your dog.
Patricia Kenny
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Always choose the dog!
Jim Wright
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I love this
Jennifer Clark Smith
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Priceless!! Love it!!!
Gail L. Glenn Hogan
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Totally made the right choice. Dogs are more loyal than people could ever hope to be.
William Hancock
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Todd Evertz
Edward Alonzo
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Go kick rocks$#%&!@*!!
Bob Harencame
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That’s a no brainer.
Gail Norvid
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Good for you. She’s no good.
Starr Ball
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Get a new girlfriend!!
Graham Auchterlonie
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Both michele and myself would tell ANYONE to take a flying F,, K AT AT ROLLING DOUGHNUT HOLE! All our dogs have come before anyone DUMB enough to make us choose!!!!
Jaime Pianka
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lol I miss that girl!!
Debi Donahue
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Get rid of the girl. I gave up 2 of my dogs years back for a guy. Never never never again.
Paula Bracken
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keep the dog.
Kim Harris
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Its simple….love me LOVE my dog….
James Harrison
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Amex x 100000
Michael Benjamin
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Bye bye gal..
Mike Corso
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I love it!!!!! Whenever an ultimatum comes up in a relationship, it’s time to dump the person who issued the ultimatum ASAP
Felolini Lee Fook Notise
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Your dog will love you forever
Cheryl Lorrett Allen
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I hope he chose the dog!
Claudio Rivera
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Thas right
Gaby Dreyer
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If she accepted you for what you are and loved you. She will accept and love your dog too. Wise choice
Surabhi Agarwal
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Good choice. And well written. How different the write up would have been if he had written about the real beagle.
Rose Delorme
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Good choice
Ashley Brown
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He didn’t get rid of the dog. He got rid of the girlfriend.
Byron Neubauer
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mans best freind always wins