In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Antonia Bakke
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I will pick my dog too
Mel Williams
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Smart man
Berniece Labbee
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LMAO GOOD MAN.
Mel Williams
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He did. It was an ad for his girlfriend.
Vonda Vogan Rosquist
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Okay ill read it… Thanx
Jacob Dietzel
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There would be nothing to think about. If its her or my dog she will be bounced out on her$#%&!@*faster then I could responded to her question.
Judy Schaffer Cohen
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Keep the pup, and dump the girl
Portia Barger
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Dog wins everytime!
Paige Watson
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I would show her the DOOR & DON”T come BACK!!!!!
Emily Wilkerson
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Carly Zeh thought you’d find this as funny as I did.
Lise Quesnel
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Kool made the right decision
Peggy Carlton Piche
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Well that’s a no Brainer bye bye girlfriend
Gary Avolio
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Goodbye girlfriend!!
Ken Wilson
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My comment would be Adios honey.
Garie Sim
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Right choice (y)
Leslie Colvin
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Perfect
Mathew Lortie
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damn good man. SO glad my gf loves my two boys, and I love her husky.
Aaron Faticone
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DOG
Barbara Griffin Dan
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Woof!
Kat Hamlett
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Smart move on his part.
Βασιλικη Σκουμπουρη
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Μπράβο καλά έκανε!!!
Tom Young
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Wise choice.
Travis Bickle
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I think this beast makes me more attractive to women.
Tana Miller
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Get rid of girlfriend dig loves you more and will alwaysbe their cold hearted girlfriend wint
Angela Alejandro
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THE DOG INCONDITIONAL LOVE
Virve Kann Lockie
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Hope she lost. A good dog is hard to give up.
Kimberly Mitchell
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My dogs !
Dave Gobeil
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The dog
Doris C Rosier
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I’ve been married 27 years to my husband, but he knows I would pick my babies (the dogs) over him! lol
Darrell Terry
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So did she pack her$#%&!@*right then or wait till morning.
Lois Ross
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awesome
Aubrey Gordon
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I love my dog if my husband didn’t like her he would have to get used to her being with me because she’s my 4 legged baby and I would not give her up for anyone
Michael Joseph
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Good riddance. What a monster. I’d pack her suit case for her
Debbie Ritten Salo
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Perfect!!
Darrell Terry
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Soooo did she pack her$#%&!@*right then or wait till morning the dogs stay .
Karen Tietjen-Kucharski
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you won’t regret that choice!
Rea Fe Freyra Agreda
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Love it.. right decision..
Audrey Ferragamo
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Let me guess… it’s the DOG!!!!!
Denise Barbiani Walent
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Choose the dog… You will live longer.
Linda Evon
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NOT MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND ……KEEP THE DOG .
Ann Marie Bull
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Dogs should always win that choice
Janis Pirolli
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The two-legged$#%&!@*needs to GO!!!!!
Stuart Wickens
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As you would.
Linda Besick
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Awesome!!!
Jenny Jamieson
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Ha. Dog !
Karl D. Englund
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Take the dog! She has already show her colors!
Antony Hindley
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Taz Hindley
Michael Leger
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That’s the funniest story I’ve heard in awhile.
Taz Hindley
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Lol I wouldn’t have stayed with her for 4 years if she didn’t like dogs
Jr Luciano
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Not the same dog in the photo LOL….