His Girlfriend Makes Him Choose Between Her And The Dog, And He Doesn’t Hesitate For A Second

by pawbuzz on in Dogs 1,624

In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.

When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…

This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.


Flickr / Clay Larsen

Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”


Craigslist

“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”


Flickr / Amy Marbach

“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”


Flickr / m-inacio

He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”

LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!

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1,624 thoughts on “His Girlfriend Makes Him Choose Between Her And The Dog, And He Doesn’t Hesitate For A Second”

  39. Lee Scheeler

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    I’d send that bipedal$#%&!@*out the door. Tell her she has no place in my house/life anymore but she can piss on the lawn on her way out if it helps her find closure.

    Push that line and answer to MY alpha$#%&!@*..85’ish lbs of GSD who has knitted my heart back together more than once.

    Unless I plan on marrying you she will always have a closer place to my heart on levels you can’t contemplate. Try that at your peril…

    She usually looks kind of stoic but after years I finally caught her on semi-derp. (Never go full derp!)

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