In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Cindy Thompson
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love it!!!
Terri DeMott
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Agree
Tammy Post
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The dog
Gracemary Ponzio-sjolin
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My father used to have a boxer when he was a young man, he was dating my mom, if they sat on the couch together, Baron used to push my mother off the couch so he could sit next to him! Years later, as he was telling the story, I said what is wrong with you, if your dog doesn’t like your girlfriend, you dump her you don’t marry her! Shortly after that, he gave his dog to his sister, who had oodles of kids and land! He said, if I didn’t marry your mother, I wouldn’t have you kids! Awe, he was the sweetest, he just passed on June 3rd at age 97, miss you dad!
Michael Ausk
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Some people you meet tend to claim to be animal lovers too.
Linda Martin-Desy
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This is GREAT!!!
Sharon Reynolds
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Keep the dog. They are family. Another girl will come a long.
Kaiser Conlin
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Dog
Susan Lunin
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He chose the dog, right?!
Patty Wike
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You had me until the end. Very clever.
Thom Techman
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She was jealous of a dog ?
Frank Williford
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Never EVER ask a man to make that choice ! Especially if he’s a southern man ! None of the pups I’ve ever known ever lied to me ! Unconditional love !
Vinit Sharma
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Real actres
Adrien Paulsen
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This. Is. Hilarious. And. Perfectly. Justified.
Juanita Potts
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Choose the dog. The dog will never make you choose. If she doesn’t love your dog she’s not worth it. Find someone who loves your dog as much as you do.
Daisy Navarro Tiamzon
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Haha i love it!!!! Sounds like she will be trouble anyway.
Daisy Navarro Tiamzon
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Haha i love it.
Sarah Shenton
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She would have to go
Anthony Beard
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Believe it. I’d do the same thing. Hit the road$#%&!@*
John Holman
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Love it!
Linda L Rudesill Moody
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Great guy!!
Kim Ayers
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Choose the dog!!! No one should make you choose between them and your furbaby!
Jim Johnson
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Later$#%&!@*..
Mike Holtzen
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My dog means more to me than any stranger and most of my family members. I would most likely kill or die for her, as she would do for me. There isn’t a woman on the planet I would give her up for.
James Schemeley
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Lol already told my girl to never go there lol
John Kingston
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Dogs are way more loyal and are always happy to see you
Tracie Anderson-Clough
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kick out the girl friend and get one that loves dogs
Wee Willis
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My dog is more than a pet, protector, friend and therapist at all times.
Aaron Cotton
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Allyson Cotton
Bob Parker
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Easy one
Alison Wells
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Loser
David Javier
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yes Gloria you are right. how are you today?
David Javier
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yes you are right Christine. how are you today?
Hilda Madrid
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She need to move out the dog will be there for a long time
Dawn Cunnien
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Love it!!!!!
Carolyn Wieczorek
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Sorry-my dog! Been there, done that. No problem (with a husband!)
Garry Hernon
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DOG FIRST EVERY TIME SICK$#%&!@*HA HA
Vinny Virgilio
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Goodby. Girlfriend
David Anderson
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He’s girlfriend’s a cat 😉
Ellen Wein
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I would choose the dog
Emile Gouin
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No problem let her sleep in the dog house she’s a dog anyway.
Aspen Mayes
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That’s what happens when a friend comes between an animal lover and their animal
Glenice Hart
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Love it good for him animals are better than some people don’t you think
Cindy Toney
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Smart man!
Patty Serio Capasso
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Hope he threw her to the curb !!!!!!! Dog baby stays. !
Pennie Gardner
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Dogs and cats always win
Peter LaPointe
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I think he made the right choice!
Patty Fisher
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Absolutely!!!
Roslyn Holloway
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Brilliant ❤️❤️❤️
Darellyn Plisch
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Agree with stan