In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Linda Cavanagh
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If she loved him she takes the package
Neil Smith
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He better have chosen the dog.
Leila Tandy
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Great choice.
Mark Radford
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Sorry anyone make u choice between anything can’t be that loveable my dog is my best friend and family
Margaret Hills
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You made the right decision choosing the one who loves you unconditionally,we’ll done you……x
Avril Johnson
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Hope you got rid of that$#%&!@*(meaning girlfriend).
Åsa Eva-Madeleine
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Självklart hunden!
Wesley Lyles
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You made the right choice. Kick her to the curb and find one that shares your love for your dog!
Gilles Robichaud
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bon chois
Marc Pacella
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Good choice!
Gambito Ark
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f**k her choose the dog a real girlfriend will accept you and your pet
Pamela Gleason
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God bless you.
Marjorie Maenpaa
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good choice!!
Simon Fuller
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It’s a case of love me love my dog or hit the road$#%&!@*
Leona Smith
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Anytime you give someone an ultimatum, you’ve already lost
Jo Loverde
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Get rid of woman if she loved u she wld love and tolerate dog
Ramona Dickerson
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Always
Cathy Clark
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Good choice.
John Moore
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old one but still good
Lesley Kane
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I love his ad on Craigs List
Fadia Basrawi
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after my own heart
Carol Meserve
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Yay for you and Molly. God bless you both.
Fadia Basrawi
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hahahaha good move!
Mary Santana
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Love it. How stupid can one$#%&!@*get? I mean the 2 legged one, not the dog.
Kaiser Conlin
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pick the dog I guarantee the dog will love you unconditionally
Sharon Marshall Bailey
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You made a good choice !!
Luwang Thounaojam
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It is always my dog anytime anyday…And a gal who knows me will never make such a wager
Michelle Darer
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Good on you
Farhana Pervin Baly
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this is sooo meee
Debbie Jones Davis
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Love it!
Marty Wilson
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Never a woman born that I’d choose over either of my dogs.
Kay Marie Emerson
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I can. If I had to choose,tight race. But my husband it is a no brainer, the dog ( if we had one now) after the passing of our family dog he has never been the same. Star took our hearts with her to heaven.
Tracy Cripps
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Good on him! If it’s a choice between my dog or a boyfriend it would be my dog every time!
Lesley Hall
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Looks like the best dog won
Gary Simpkins
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Keep the dog, get rid of the$#%&!@*!?
Mickey Mcgovern
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My dog is family he ain’t. Bf would be out the door
Tina Krigner
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Get rid of the girlfriend keep your dog
Michelle Thomas Knight
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Good for u!!!!
ArtJudy Munoz
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I would dumper the girlfriend.Stay with my dog…..There are more womans in this world loved dogs and cats…It doesnt how is your relationship with her…She control your life….And dont need thst your life….Your dog is your Best friend and stand bye your side alawys…..Dont let someone control you….
Melody L. Masden
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It’s a very easy choice for me like my animals & treat them well or GTFO…. I’ve lost friends & family rarely comes to my house (except for my older sister, she likes my critters) but my animals are my world & they need me
Penny Balestracci
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Yep! My dogs come first!!! Bye bye see ya! No man or woman is worth giving up my pets.
Wendi Macey
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Good for him! Biotch deserved it!
Meryle Patchett
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I love your picture
Garry Gerlach
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I LOVE IT!..
Yuksel Oden
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I wonder, did she even get it? Or still asking him to choose? )))))))))))))
Reinhard Mötzing
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f**k that cow!
Eddie Hiller
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I choose the dog
Lynn Eyster
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Dog is much better choice
Isamar Vazquez
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Choose dog
Pamela Haywood
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Me too! My furbabies are my family!