In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Mahesh Parchure
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Lol
Mahesh Parchure
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Best choice
John Stewart
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No brainer. Dogs win
Arun Kumar
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Very good choice…hats off buddy.
Jeff Fausey
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The dog will always be there for you, & with you. He’ll never leave you for someone else.
Anne-Marie Sneddon
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This is how we got our newest addition to our can’t apparently. Gorgeous dog and trained well .
Lindsey Waldron
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Good choice. What a horrible woman. I hope you and Molly meet someone who will love you both equally. X
Dafney Mondon
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your an idiot can’t believe you choice that$#%&!@*over Molly .You dont deserve Molly
Maria Santos
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to you hundsome man you dont deserve a woman like that ,she dont love you like how your dog loves you ,ok ,find a woman with real love in her heart ,love you sexy maria
Leslie Duenas
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Good choice!
Judy Bireley
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What a good man! He can come live with my dog and I!
David Larter
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Dog for sure 🙂
Kimberlee Spencer
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Stuff the$#%&!@* Rid of the girlfriend. Your dog important. She is wrong to make you choose. That’s like blackmail. Tell her to get knotted.
Mary Roberts
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Big choice best decision you will ever make she sounded like a female human$#%&!@*a four legged friend is a friend for life
Michael Newsome
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Too funny!
Callan Mawhirt
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Seems legit
Jorge Lay
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Aileen Lay
Angelene Dewson
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The dog always ,get rid of her before she makes you choose between her and other things you love
Mike Gunn
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Dog every day of the week lol
Sheryl Tickell
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Thank goodness you made the right choice!!
Mara Roberts
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I’m the same! Love me love my dog ! Not negotiable !
Pauletta Owens
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Always choose the dog, they are loyal….
Archana Sharma Rawat
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you did d right thing.
Shane Donovan
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remember that not everyone sees dogs/cats the way we do, to us its members of the family, to an outsider they are just things that wander around a yard
Jenny McCarthy
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I would choose my dog all the time. If you want to love me you MUST love my dog also.
Ynnejlla Van Grondelle
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Oh…the article made me laugh..❤❤❤ dogs
Deanna Wallace
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Smart man I love my boyfriend’s dogs one we share the other he had before I met him but she’s a sweetie
Andrea Julia Hayward
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stuff the$#%&!@*go with the dog
Lynn Hill
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You made the right choice
Margaret Bransby
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Its fantastic
Pearl Thompson
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Keep your dog
Melody L. Masden
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I broke up w/a man over my boxer (he was at my apartment & told my boxer to get off of my couch) I told him not to let the door hit him in the$#%&!@*on the way out….
Breda Doyle
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Awhhhhh thats brill fair play to you great choice
Kathryn MacVicar Henderson
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Dog,always
Timothy Franklin
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Bye girlfriend
Jennifer Jones
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Choose the K9 not the female human
Muriel Lopez
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The dog 100%..all the way..Dogs are forever…Cant say that about the chick.
Phill Blood
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The dog always
Rebecca Rabalais
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Good for him
Gene M Foschi
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I wouldn’t hesitate to choose the dog!
Manfred Tschino Tschenett
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You will say “sorry”…. When my girlfriend said her o the dog… I will put out the girl WITHOUT a sorry but with a fat “ADIOS”.
Orrey Wilson
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Matthew Bonnick
Michelle Beebe
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I LOVE IT, THANK YOU AND WELL DONE!!
Elizabeth Mcghee
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Wow defy choose the dog
Tari Anne Kareidis
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Any human who’d make another choose between a pet and them isn’t worth a damn. Buh bye I’d say.
Casey Ross
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I never get rid of my little man me and him has been through thick and thin he’s the best friend I could ask for I feel this guy had made the right decision get rid of her 🙂
Arden Powley
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I would never give up my dog for as man either.
Michael Fookes
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Will McSwiggan
Bobbie Snyder Allen
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Way to go….you made the right choice! Your dog will always be loyal to you.
Mary Long
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THATS NOT GOOD I HOPE HE PICKED THE DOG CAUSE IF THE GIRL LOVED HIM SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE APPARENTLY DID NOT LOVE HIM ENOUGH AND THE DOG WOULD BE THE INOCENT ONE — SOME PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND AT ALL —