In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.
When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…
This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.
Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He concluded the post: “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”
LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!
Share this hilarious story with your friends and family! 🙂
Clayton Paull
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Pugs are mean!
Wanda Gilmore
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I agree with his decision
Neha Mehta Betu
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Pure heart fully filled with love only no demands only love
Linda Taylor
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So glad he chose his dog!! I definitely would too
Fred Romero
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Wise decision
William Stickney
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dog
Carolyn Scroggins
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What the heck was her problem?
Edward Koo
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Any partner that would make the other one to choose b/w him/her and a pet should/must be dumped immediately! It is that simple!!!
Lianna Elyzabeth
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Me toooooo! lol
Jean Beifuss
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LEAVE THE GIRL!!
Kelly Wood
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bye Felicia!
Kelly Knight
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This joke is at least ten years old. Sometimes it’s a dog, boat or car. Stupid.
Melissa Ramsey
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BEAGLES
Lianna Elyzabeth
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Go join the group “beagle parents” GREAT GROUP we are lol
Marylyn Caldwell
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What a great bloke, there is nothing like the love of a dog.
Carmelo Petralito
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I would choose the same
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Eric Mcmullen
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Not a women on earth I’d trade for my dogs
Mary McCartney
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Good for him AND his dog.
Kinsal Sushe Posh-Poet Bruce
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i know which$#%&!@*i’d have chosen and it wouldn’t be one that dictated to me 🙂
Janet Reid
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She def wasn’t right for you
Lisa Baker
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Made the right choice
Veronica B. Duffy
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You are a good guy . She want to control you , can you imagine when you are married to her?
De Moor Philippe
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If your girlfriend asks you a question like that you know immediately what a$#%&!@*she is and will be in the future.
Thomas Hudson
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the dog is always the right decision,,hands down,,,
Taya Kavooris
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Good choice!
Jorja Marie Greenslade
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Donna Greenslade
Lizzie Baker
Colin Justin Hill
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Me being a vet with a service dog hahaha who you kidding, she would be telling me to either kill myself of be with her and still kill myself hahaha
Colin Justin Hill
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He’s a cutie
Carlota Mueller
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He made the right decision!
Rikard Loke
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Big up! Word!!!
Katherine Howard
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Dog, every time!!
Cat Ankrum
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Unconditional love is always better than conditional love.
Deanna Dumas
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I’d have dumped the$#%&!@*girlfriend too.
Dayle Dwane
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You made the right choice!
Nancy Govender
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Rofl, high five to you and the dog!
Terri Wilk
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He definitely made the right choice
Dwayne Dubois
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I’d have one less girlfriend
Elizabeth Painter
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Good choice, young man.
Mike Walker
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You can always find another girlfriend, but a good dog is priceless and worth more than it’s weight in gold!!!
Lynda Allen
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Always my girl xx
Doris Kim Chan
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Good for you brother, you can always find a girl anytime anywhere. I couldn’t give up my pug for anyone. Only when God call.
Angie Diaz Robinson
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Keep the Dog,she is selfish
Jacqueline Noble
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He made the right decision
Susan Toms Was Miesse
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My fur babies first every time xx
Lynn Skivington
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Excellent… right choice
Jamie Janes
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the dog would stay the$#%&!@*would go
Eve Yacker
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Love it.
Leanne Kearns
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Proud of you .dogs are your best friend.
Vishal Rajgor
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Pratik Bhatt
Stefan de Boer
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Anouk Nijkamp