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A big-city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men. He asks, “How do you guys relieve your s*xual tension?” “Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll…
A big-city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men. He asks, “How do you guys relieve your s*xual tension?” “Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll…
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of…
In a small town far away, a young man started his own business—a dime store at the corner of two streets. He was a good man. He was honest and…
A fox observing a fish cart coming, lay down and pretended to be dead. The cart man, tempted by the idea of making some money by selling the fox’s fur,…
A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud. “Jeesh, I wonder…
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her,…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.…
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,…
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two…