$200 Just For One Night?
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night…
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night…
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling…
Ole and Sven go out squirrel hunting one afternoon. Ole needs to toss a whizz so he steps behind a tree to take care of business. All of a sudden,…
A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you…
My son starts school today. It is all going to be strange and new to him for a while and I wish you would treat him gently. It is an…
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village. The next day, as…
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked…
You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was…
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping…