Don’t Think It Won’t Happen To You
This is what all of you 70+ year old’s have to look forward to: This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre. The people who lived there have…
This is what all of you 70+ year old’s have to look forward to: This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre. The people who lived there have…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the pastor…
Once upon a time a river ran through a green field. There lived an ant beside the stream. One day the ant went to the stream to drink water. While…
There was no electricity. The doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.” Soon, a baby boy…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my…
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first,” said the foreman. The young man stepped forward…
I give you back your child, the same child you confidently entrusted to my care last fall. I give him back pounds heavier, inches taller, months wiser, more responsible, and…
A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work: The clerk told her that he…
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply: “If I were…