The Summit
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey. “But I haven’t got the energy.”…
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How Will You Live This Day
I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to…
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A Woman Walks Into A Bar
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take…
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Abstain From Sex
A young couple wanted to join the synagogue, the Rabbi told them, “We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.”…
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An Effective Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,…
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Frank And His New Rifle
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right afterwards, there was…
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Free Sex
There was a gas station in trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a customer pulled in, filled…
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Telling Weighing Machine
While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put a quarter in,…
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A Saint In The Wrong Place
Once upon a time, there was a man who had been the soul of kindness all his life. When he died, everyone assumed that he would go straight to Heaven,…
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