In 2014, Budweiser put out a commercial during the Super Bowl called “Puppy Love” that won over America’s heart. The commercial features a Labrador retriever puppy and a Clydesdale who have an…
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second.…
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read: ”Puppies For Sale.“ Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough, a little…
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was…
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful…
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn’t…
A Siberian shaman asked God to show him a man that He loved. The Lord advised him to look for a certain farmer. “What do you do to make the…
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “Do…
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this…
