A woman notices a dog in her yard, but he’s no stray — he’s in great shape and is wearing a collar.
The dog follows her in the house and lies on the floor to sleep. He gets up and leaves and repeats this for weeks.
When she finds out why, you’ll lose it! 😛
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.