God And Cat
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good cat for these 40…
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good cat for these 40…
Every day for five years, a blind raccoon visited the same woman. Every time he showed up in her yard, she would feed him, so he would always come back…
When we move to a new place, we always hope for the locals to be kind, generous and friendly. Sergeant Chris Duke was in Afghanistan serving his country when he…
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite…
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there…
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He…
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker…
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and…
The Golden Retriever, an exuberant Scottish gundog of great beauty, stands among America’s most popular dog breeds. They are serious workers at hunting and field work, as guides for the…